I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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