Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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