Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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