i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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