Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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