how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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