Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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