well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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