Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She's the barista slut.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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