Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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