I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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