The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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