they said they heard you say put it in my butt
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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