If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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