Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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