U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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