who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
you guys were way drunker than both of me
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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