i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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