He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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