apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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