That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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