so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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