New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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