how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
sex in a hospital.. check
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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