i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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