you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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