Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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