Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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