In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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