Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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