Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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