are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
porn star boner night. come get it.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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