Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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