Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
