Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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