we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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