Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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