You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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