Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
this will be a night to untag.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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