I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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