so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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