Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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