Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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