What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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