apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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