Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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