Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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