i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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