We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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