at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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