Is it normal to miss your booty call?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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