I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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