You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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