I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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