You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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