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(313): View more from Michigan

I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.

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(734): View more from Michigan

yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad

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(708): View more from Illinois

She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..

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(515): View more from Iowa

She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.

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(863): View more from Florida

Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.

(813): View more from Florida

What. The. Fuck.

(863): View more from Florida

Family acid trip.

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